where am i from again
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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