it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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