Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me