He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.