I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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