You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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