I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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