Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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