Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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