She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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