My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Houston, we have a blender
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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