So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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