Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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