I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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