I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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