Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
