I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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