I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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