talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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