He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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