Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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