is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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