he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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