Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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