is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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