Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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