I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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