is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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