Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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