he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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