in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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