This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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