She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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