so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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