He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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