Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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