you traded sex for a burrito?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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