I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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