Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Randomize