Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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