worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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