it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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