Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She bit a glass in half.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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