It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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