There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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