UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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