So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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