Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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