carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Still dying that you shit outside
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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