My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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