this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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