Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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