The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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