I don't think brook has ever known best
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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