Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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