My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
That accounts for only three of the penises
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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