Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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