Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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