Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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